Perving:
I went grocery shopping today, it was a typically busy shopping center with LOTS of people. The supermarket was overflowing with human, *shivers*......Anyways, by the time to check out, it seemed like all lanes were again, infested with people. At the beginning I was trying to scan the line with least people/quickest check-out staff, then I discovered that at the counter of lane x, there was this really cute guy, immediately I gave up the idea of getting out of the people concentrated supermarket and nudged the lady with walking stick out of the way with my pointy elbow and ran towards the end of the line at cutie's counter. (the lady part was in my head, lucky there wasn't one around, things could get very ugly) After 15 minutes of queuing, cutie politely greeted me and asked how was I, while I was telling him I was fine, I was really thinking how fine HE was lol. After I bought sushi for lunch and walking to my car, cutie just bought some quickie sushi and a bottle of water and was heading back to supermarket, I was just behind him perving on his, um, belt....LOL. Ahem...all people do that right? RIGHT????
Supermarket:
I always find things to bitch about in the supermarket, (despite cutie check-out dude above), people are so feral! I hate people who actually DIG into the mountain of fruit and veggies and land their filthy hands on every single fucking piece of item just to choose THE ONE they like! How different can they be? It makes sense to pick up some ones that looked fresh or new, but do you really need to use your hands and arms like some sort of earth extraction machinery on vegetables? Come on!
Then there were the bastards that hijack the EXPRESS lane with 50 items, learn to read "8 items or less"! It seems like many people either have trouble with basic reading or math skills to work out how many items they are buying. While the men with 6 cartons of milk and a bunch of other stuff to check out gave me more time to perve on the cutie, I do have better things to do than standing in a supermarket queue just for fun. Please, if you having trouble working out which lane to queue at, draw a line in your palm for every item you pick up, if you have more than 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, STOP RIGHT THERE and queue at the counter with NO "Express Lane" signs!
Oh, and if anyone cares, I've stocked up on more instant noodles, wheeeeee......
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2 comments:
omfg instant noodles are so good but when you're chinese (like I am) and if you have too much, your parents scold you for not being chinese enough. And then they feed you real noodles. hahaha I guess that's kind of why I don't really eat Americanized chinese food...like Panda Express. I don't know if they have that in Australia, but it'd be cool if they did! :D
And I HATE it when people go in the express lane (or the self check-out) with a cartful of stuff. It's like taking the carpool lane without any passengers!
Okay that metaphor didn't work at all, but I just needed an excuse to sound somewhat smart.
Joshua, thanks for the comment. No we don't have Panda Express kind of chain here, although we have a budding chain called noodle box where they serve noodles in those little boxes (hence the name). But yeah I know what you mean, I rarely eat Chinese (or any food really) from the shopping center food court where they have them in hot bars ready to be scooped, they taste all the same and not that interesting. No way near the taste of instant noodles lol. My mom actually would COOK after dinner to make sure I have lunch for the next day so I won't eat instant noodles haha.
The metaphor works (I guess) coz it's people who do not belong in the lane taking up space and time of other rule following people! And I consider EVERYONE who leaves comments on my blog smart! :D
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